Eleven.

(purplemist tagged me, sorry can't link back to blog as I'm currently on my iPod)

The rules
- Post the rules.
- Post eleven random things about yourself.
- Answer the questions the blogger has set for you.
- Create eleven new questions for the people to answer.
- go to their blog and tell them they've been tagged.

Eleven random things about me;
1. My laptop charger broke and I'm do depressed.
2. I'm doing all of this on my iPod.
3. I had to write all of this out on pen and paper first so I could copy it out.
4. I'm currently watching the devil's playground on my own.
5. Im shitting my pants while watching it...
6. Last night my ex (Harry) called me cute, I cried for about half an hour.
7. The foundation I use is Rimmel match perfection in ivory. It is my new best friend.
8. I cried whilst reading True Blood when their granny dies.
9. On my iPod, I have a kindle app and it's full of erotica novels.
10. I love erotica.
11. I'm in love with Eric Northman from True Blood.

Purplemist's questions

1. Have you ever shop lifted? If yes, what did you steal?
I haven't ever shoplifter cos I'm a good girl!

2. How long Can you hold your breath?
15 seconds - I have asthma.

3. Are you a grammar Nazi?
Not Gunna lie, yes I am haha!

4. What's the worst thing you have done to a friend?
Purposely broke her fingers and laughed at her whilst she cried. Ha!

5. do you think your life will change dramatically in 2012?
If there's a zombie apocalypse and I turn into a zombie then yes.

6. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Hm, not sure, watching my film haha.

7. Do you steal shampoo/soap from hotels?
Nope.

8. What is your biggest pet peeve?
Odd numbers.

9. Last movie you watched?
Devil's playground.

10. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Yes, very.

11. Favourite tv show or movie?
Tv show: True Blood, movie: Dead Heads

I apologise greatly! Gunna break the last 2 rules and not post 11 new questions or tag people. I'm not doing these for 2 reasons, because I'm lazy and because I'm on my iPod and it's going strange! :(

So there's my questions, hope you have fun reading them!

Tatty-bye! <3

Random stuff I want!

Hey my main dudes!
I got bored and decided that I would like to do a post, yet I had now inspiration. So I sat and started at my laptop screen for about half an hour and nothing popped into my brain. Then I looked at my phone (because that's relevant?) and thought "Hey, I've been inspired! Why don't I put a list of stuff (with pictures) I want and then when I get money I will do another post of the stuff I got! So here we go!

1. A corset! I don't care what kind, I just want a corset.

  I think I'd like an under bust one, so I would be able to wear it over the top of my clothes?










2. Dress with zombie pin-ups on.

This dress hasn't got them zombiefied and I don't think it's styled like that D: Oh well, you get the jist of it anywho :)









3.Knee high Doc Martens.

These one's are actually devine!
But, I don't mind what colour they are :D









4. Blind Guardian textile flag.

Honestly I love this band and
this textile flag would look dapper on my
wall!







5. Tattoo anchor low rider indigo capri pants.

These are also very beautiful!










So that's all the stuff I'm wanting right now! Haha, not much as you can see, but they are rather expensive! (apart from the textile flag, that's £7.99!)

Anywho, that's all I have for now!

Tatty-bye!

I have a new way of saying bye to you all... Tatty-bye!

That is all I wanted to say, so...

TATTY-BYEEE! hehehehe

Oh dear god! True Blood starts again on Sunday *starts doing happy dance*
I'm in love with True Blood, the books are amazing and the programme is amazing. Sookie annoys me a little bit,  but good grief, I wish she would just get with Eric, they'd be perfect! In my opinion anyway.

On a sad note, on Tumblr I haven't even got many followers. How many followers you ask? Four. Seriously :(
(Got Tumblr? Just go click on "Contact Me" at the top of my blog and there's a link to mine :D)

Anywho this isn't about Tumblr. This is about True Blood and other random stuff and a little rant.

Now, for the rant;
Well, you see at college, there's this girl. She's full of herself, a bit of a slut and a friend stealer!
She's full of herself because she always has these 'amazing' stories to tell us about herself, she always calls herself cute, she constantly compliments her own boobs (she actually made my friend, who is a girl, feel her nipple because she wasn't wearing a bra), also she takes a lot of credit even if other people have helped.
She's constantly flirting with boys, and occasionally girls even though she claims she is straight. Psh, yeah straight as a roundabout... But yeah, she has a picture of herself in a slutty nun outfit on Facebook....
Before she came a long, me and Amy would be basically joint at the hip. Then she came a long, everything was fine at first because no one was that keen on her because of her ways. Then just recently, she's been inviting Amy out on weekends and other stuff and now Amy talks to her a lot more... It's upset me really...

Anywho, that's all really :D
I'm pretty much a happy penguin apart from that!

Tooooodles!

Bitch please, I am an overlord

I would loooove to thank Hazel for dubbing me fellow overlord ;D
She had three rules for her realm, and here are mine!

1. Everything is free ;) Yep! Free food, free drinks, free houses, etc..
Also, you can go on free unicorn rides and swim with the friendly mermaids :D

2. Do not bother me whilst I'm asleep or on the Xbox or I will go all "Queen of Hearts"  on you and it'll be OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!  Unless it's serious, about food, or I like you a lot!

3. Vampires, demon hunters (ahem Dante) and all that other crap exists! And Dante is mine! Hands off!

Well there's all the rules, this is quite fun :'D I need my own little fantasy land now :D

So the people I think should become overlords and have their own awesome kindgoms are;

     Lex   +

Leah

Sorry there's only two D: I'd have more, but I don't really know who else comes on here any more who I'm following, plus these two girlies would make awesome overlords :3
And, Lex, I know you posted something about awards, but c'mon think about it ;) You're own kingdom with your own rules!

Tooooodles!

Just need someone to talk to.

Hey guys! Today's not going really well :( I've been wanting to cry all day and everyone feels so distant today, it's quite upsetting. I'm quite glad I only had 2 hours of college today, so I managed to stop myself crying there. I'm dreading tomorrow as I'm there for 6 hours, I hope my friends there understand.

And since, I feel like I have no one to talk to at the minute, I thought, hey, Blogger is full of understanding people and I am letting my emotions out at least.

So, here we go.
I've been really worried about my dad. Lately he has been going to hospital loads to get blood tests because his cholesterol (it's a family thing, I have to get regular check ups for it) is getting really high. His dad (my grandad) died from this. Also, he has to check his blood pressure twice a day and it's always quite high...
I honestly don't think I've cried so much, I really hope he isn't suffering, because if he is, he's not showing it... I've always been a daddy's girl, ha.. :'/
What really set me off was the fact I was sitting there when he got the blood pressure thing out (I don't know what it's called, don't judge lol) and he has to keep a record of what his blood pressure is...
Then he makes it worse by saying when he dies he wants to be given to a University or hospital so they can let people cut him up and check out what the body anatomy is like, or something like that...

Well, I'm going to go and read my new True Blood books (I got them today! 10 books for £19.99, result!) and try and take my mind off it... Wish me luck for tomorrow, so I don't burst out crying in front of everyone (probably Andy, because that's my luck)

Toodles!

99 questions :D

So, yeah, I'm bored... and this seemed fun to do!
I stole this from I Am Super Leah's blog!

1. Do you sleep with the closet doors open or closed? Closed, since all my China dolls are hiding in there..
2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from a hotel? No.
3. Do you sleep with the sheets tucked in or out? Tucked in.
4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? Why would I want to do that? Hahaha!
5. Do you like to use post-it notes? I don't write on them but I play with them. OoooOo post-it!
6. Do you cut out coupons and never use them? No.
7. Would you rather be attacked by a bear or a swarm of bees? Well, since I have weird reactions to bee stings, I'd rather get attacked by a bear...
8. Do you have freckles? Yes, quite a lot actually.
9. Do you always smile for pictures? Not all the time, I usually pull strange faces..
10. What is your biggest pet peeve? The volume on the telly, radio and laptop being on an odd number. Or shallow minded people who think being gay/lesbian is wrong.
11. Do you ever count your steps when you walk? Sometimes, when I'm alone.
12. Have you ever pee'd in the woods? Hahaha, yes! Ah camping trips are fun!
13. What about pooped in the woods? Almost, but I decided to walk all the way to some shopping centre to go to the toilet haha!
14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing? Haha, yep, I do that a lot!
15. Do you chew your pens and pencils? Yes, it's gross but I can't help it, it somehow helps me concentrate.
16. How many people have you slept with this week? 7... I'm joking, no one *forever alone*
17. What size is your bed? Double!
18. what is your song of the week? Bentley Jones - Devil's Cry (Shall Never Surrender) from Devil May Cry 4
19. Is it ok for guys to wear pink? Of course it is, it's a bit shallow minded if people think it's wrong...
20. Do you still watch cartoons? Occasionally.
21. What's your least favourite movie? Hm. Gunna have to go with Twilight.
22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? In a place where you can't find it, obviously.
23. What do you drink with dinner? Lucozade Cherry :D
24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in? BBQ sauce
25. What is your favourite food? Chicken curry!
26. What could you watch over and over and still love? I Sell the Dead, House of 1000 Corpses or the Devil's Rejects.
27. Last person who you kissed/kissed you? Boy: Harry. Girl: Amy.
28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? Hm nope, do they have boy/girl scouts in the UK? :S
29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? Not gunna lie, yes, I would.
30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone? To my college lecturer, saying "I'm going home because I have a bad stomach, toodles" I say toodles too much.
31. Can you change the oil in a car? Cars have oil?
32. Ever got a speeding ticket? Dude, I can't drive yet :(
33. Ever ran out of gas? Nope. Wanna know why? Look at the question above. ;)
34. Favourite kind of sandwich? Corned beef and brown sauce haha!
35. Best thing to eat for breakfast? Chocolate spread on toast.
36. What is your usual bedtime? Like half 2/3 in the morning?
37. Are you lazy? Very lazy!
38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? A witch, a devil and a zombie.
39. What is your Chinese astrological sign? A dog! Also Sagittarius.
40. How many languages can you speak? English and a bit of German. So.. 1 and a bit? :')
41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions? Nope.
42. Which are better legos or lincoln logs? What are lincoln logs? Legos it is.
43. Are you stubborn? Most of the time, yes.
44. Who is better... Leno or Letterman? Who/what the fug are them?
45. Ever watched soap operas? Nope.
46. Are you afraid of heights? Yes.
47. Do you sing in the car? In my brother-in-laws, yes, in other people's, no.
48. Do you sing in the shower? I don't have a shower any more, just a bath... But I sing in the bath.
49. Do you dance in the car? Same answer as number 47.
50. Ever used a gun? Does a BB gun count? If so, then yes.
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Last year of school.
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? Yes, I don't like them. I sing better >:D
53. Is Christmas stressful? Well, yeah, when you don't know what to get everyone and also have no money.
54. Ever eat pierogi? Da hell is that?
55. Favourite type of fruit pie? Fruit...In a pie? Just no.
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? A vet or a doctor.
57. Do you believe in ghosts? Actually, yes, since a lot of paranormal things have happened in this house and my sisters house.
58. Ever have a DeJa Vu feeling? Yep.
59. Take a vitamin daily? Used to.
60. Wear slippers? Yes.
61. Wear a bath robe? Erm, does dressing gown count? Because if so, that's all I wear when I'm at home. No clothes. Just a dressing gown.
62. What do you wear to bed? Nothing haha!
63. First concert? The Hoosiers!
64. Wal-Mart, target or Kmart? Are these American shops? I'll just say B&M Bargains haha.
65. Nike or Addidas? None.
66. Cheetos or Fritos? What are Fritos?
67. Peanuts of sunflower seeds? None.
68. Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? Dafuq? No!
69. Ever take dance lessons? No.
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Either in the army or in a bar? haha
71. Can you curl your tongue? Yepper.
72. Ever won a spelling bee? Again, isn't this American? I'm English KTHNXBYE.
73. Have you ever cried when you were so happy. Yes, I do that a lot.
74. Own any record albums? No... Wait, I think my sister still does?
75. Own a record player? My sister used to.
76. Regularly burn incense? Nope, but when I was going with Harry we did it quite a bit.
77. Ever been in love? Yes, still kinda am. Even though he's just being a tool and seeing other people and stuff.
78. Who would you like to see in concert? Bring Me The Horizon! I keep missing their gigs D:
79. What was the last concert you saw? You Me at Six.
80. Hot tea or cold tea? ICED TEA!
81. Tea or coffee? Blergh to both of them.
82. Sugar or snickerdoodles? hahahaha snickerdoodles! What the actual frick?!
83. Can you swim well? Indeed :D
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? No.
85. Are you patient? Sometimes...
86. DJ or a band at a wedding? A band.
87. Ever won a contest? No :(
88. Ever have plastic surgery? No.
89. Which are better, black or green olives? I don't know...
90. Can you knit or crochet? No.
91. Best room for a fire place? Living room.
92. Do you want to get married? Unsure yet.
93. If married, how long have you been married? Unmarried.
94. Who was your HS crush? Hm. Most of the people in my school were vile and playa's so none.
95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? Yes, especially with Harry. Always works.
96. Do you have kids? No.
97. Do you want kids? Maybe 1 or 2.
98. What's your favourite colour? Red or black.
99. Do you miss anyone right now? 2 people actually. Harry, (relationship wise mostly) and Andy...

Well, there you go!
I'm feeling somewhat better these days. Just not fully there yet. I may post what's been wrong, but for now, I'd rather keep it to myself.

Toodles.

Harry Potter questions.

So basically it's set out like the HP characters are asking the questions and then I'm answering. I didn't understand at first, but I hope you guys do :') Feel free to steal! I got this is off Facebook, from a Harry Potter fan page.

Key
Bold: Character (as you know)
Normal: The question they asked
Italics: My answer

(I know you're not as retarded as me but I thought it was confusing at first so I'm trying my best to explain it... whilst eating paper for some reason)

Harry Potter: Tell us about a scar on your body ~ I have loads! Since I am clumsy. One on each knee, where I fell over the handle bars on my scooter. My wrists, where I had some complications in my life. My groin, where I spilt a Pot Noodle over my legs and cootchie (ouch).
Ron Weasley: Something you're afraid of ~ Clowns! and odd numbers.... 
Hermione Granger: A subject you know a lot about ~ Hm, history, mainly the 40' and 1800s. I research them a lot, especially mental asylums, hospitals and medical stuff from the 1800s.
Draco Malfoy: Closest green item to you ~ My sexy army jacket 
Severus Snape: Favourite alcohol beverage ~ Cider and Vodka :')
Rubeus Hagrid: Favourite animal ~ Penguin, by far!
Luna Lovegood: Something about you people find weird ~ My music taste, my eyes, my sense of humour, the fact I'm hyper and annoying after 2 hours sleep, the way I eat Fruit Winders.
Neville Longbottom: Your favourite flower ~ Tulips... The bright red ones.
Nymphadora Tonks: Something you would change about your appearance ~ Everything...
Lavender Brown: What would Amortentia smell like to you ~ Probably cigarettes (disgusting, I know), wilderness (we walk around forests a lot), and the smell of his bedroom (LOOOL)
Fred and George Weasley: Last prank you pulled ~ On my dog... I hid from him :S
Voldemort: If you were to make a Horcrux, it would be ~ my Russian hat... Or my Xbox.
Moaning Myrtle: The last thing to make you cry ~ My Xbox (I completed Devil May Cry 4 haha)
Sirius Black: Have you ever took the blame for something you didn't do ~ Yes, I'm now not friends with them twats because they're ungrateful and horrible.
Dobby: What is your most loved article of clothing ~ Skinny jeans or military boots or army jacket.....
Peeves the Poltergeist: what is the best/funniest insult you've said/heard ~ "You're a blue wifflewaffle" Let me explain, on CoD: Black Ops, my sister usually gets the Wunderwaffe DG-2 gun in zombies, but she thought it said Wifflewaffle, so that's what she always calls it. Also before, I told her to Google blue waffle and she was almost sick, hence blue wifflewaffle.
Sybill Trelawney: When was the last time you experience Deja Vu ~ Like about 2 weeks ago, at McDonald's..
Filius Flitwick: What's your favourite spell from the Harry Potter series ~ Accio, it would be so useful for little lazy me.
Lily Potter: Is there anyone you love so much you'd die for ~ My ex :/
Arthur Weasley: What piece of 'Muggle' technology fascinates you most ~ Laptops.
Mundungus Fletcher: Have you ever stole anything ~ Not that I know of :S
Viktor Krumb: If you were a Quidditch player, what position would you play ~ Beater
Fleur Delacour: What physical attribute do you like about yourself ~ Hm, eyes, I suppose.
Hedwig: What's your favourite all-time pet ~ My fish, Bob 1, Bob 2, Bob 3, Bob 4, Bob 5 (rest in piece you little bastards) and my doggies, Scottie (Westie) and Teigan (Collie)
Albus Dumbledore: What is your proudest accomplishment ~ Temporarily being top of the class in college (before I turned into a moody argumentative freak who keeps quiet while stalking my crush haha!)


Sooo, there we have it! I'll admit, I'm not much of a Harry Potter fan anymore, but I thought this little questionnaire thing was pretty cool ...
I tried to make this post as long as possible because I may be absent for some time... Unsure how long yet but yeah, I'll be absent, due to complications with my health...

So yeah... Toodles!

Hello to you all!
I've decided that I'm going to start a healthier diet which will also be fattening. The fact that I'm now cramming a McChicken burger meal, large extra salty fries and a large strawberry milkshake into my body (like a beast) does not count.

Also, today I went to Asda and got 2 new books ~
Evermore (which I absolutely love) and The Scorpio Races, which is about water horses..
I must say I have fell in love with Damon Auguste, the dude in Evermore... DAMON, PLEASE BE MINE! Dante from Devil May Cry has competition now.

Another thing what happened today... I got beaten up... By my 9 year old niece. She is an actual beast! I fear her a little bit .__.

Riiight, now I have all that out the way, I'm gunna go eat the rest of my McDonalds and read some more about my baby Damon (glares at Ever ~ lucky bitch)

Enjoy your weekend and tooodaloo! :')

I'm going through an army phase

I think it's because I play on Call of Duty: Black Ops a lot. Or it could be the sheer fact that my brother is in the army.....Or maybe it was when I saw my army boots and though "Hm, I need to get an army style outfit.

Well, I've got a jacket now, and I must say I find it so beautiful! and AAHHH I don't wanna take it off..

I couldn't really get a decent picture because I'm too lazy! :3
But I'm absolutely in love with it!
My sister says she is going to buy me an army top and some combat pants and maybe a army hat so I can walk around looking cool haha

Well, that's all for today, folks!
Toodaloo!

Am I losing my blogging mojo?

Probably am, because my space bar is starting to stop working and I occasionally need to go back through my sentence to put spaces in. Silly keyboard, I probably have toast crumbs under it, I should stop eating at my laptop, maybe it would last longer and it would love me and we could run off into the sunset together. What would that be called? Since you're having sex with technology it would be like beastiality... ?
Ah, I'm blabbering again.

That's another good reason I think I'm starting to lose my blogging mojo. I complain too much. Like way too much, I never realised this until I read through my posts when I was going on an editing spree. I promise you, I will keep my complaining to a minimum. I will find happier/funnier things to blog about. Also post more pictures. I think it is lacking interesting-ness.

I may need to start updating a little bit more. I want to because it is a great pass-time, but then again, I run out of things to say.
Ah, well you guys seem to love my blog so I'm guessing I just need a few tweaks with it. Obviously, it will still be personal, so I may have to stop being bitchy :S I blame my bitchy-ness on my college friends, ha ha!

Another thing...

In my own personal opinion, I think Pugs are extremely adorable and I really want one.
I don't know how people can think they're ugly, but like I said, it's my opninion ;)
Someone buy me one? I want to call him Otis <3

Anywho, I'm gunna wrap this little chatting 'session' up,
Stay tuned for more "ZoeWrites"
*weird signing off music*

Cringing for my life.

Hey guys! Today had to be the most embarrassing day of my life.
I had to help someone do their photography and so I had to be a model - which I'm ok with!
The modelling was with my good friend, Sam, who is gay - also ok with that!
The theme was romance... Yeah, not too fine with that. It was so awkward and cheesy. We had to look into each other's eyes and be in romantic poses and be holding hands and hugging, at one point, Halo (the photographer dude, omg his name is awesome) asked if we would kiss for the photo!  We just looked at each other and almost vomited haha!
So yeah, I had Halo hugging me and putting me into a few positions, me and Sam staring at each other awkardly and then when people left the room, I went all Mortal Kombat on Sam's ass and started chasing him round the room and throwing random objects at him... When we were all done, I sat at a table with all my friends... Oh hello, Halo came over and handed a cake to me. This made me a little happier, but everyone said I was as red as a tomato...

Another thing that happened today was I was in the middle of class and I fell off my chair and got laughed at, and again, I went red as a tomato...
Oh dear...

Good news, I expanded my ear a bit more and it looks AWWWSOMMMME! One expander is cow print so it looks adorable hehe :3
Urgh, I'm so attractive :') In the second picture, I was chuffed because I can see both my ear lobes when looking forward :D Just to clarify that :P

Toodaloo!

Pointless post. Hyper Zoe.

Hahahahaha
Hello, I'm typing this and I'M REEEAAAALLLY hyper!
I was waiting for the bus and so me and my friend, Toni went to the shop and I got some energy drink and the bus comes every 10 minutes so I had to drink it quickly and then I got really hyper and then the bus came and I couldn't stop laughing at the bell because it was all alone and just there, also when we were moving, all I could think of was "OMG I'm on a bus, I'm gunna text my mam this" So I was texting her whilst laughing my ass off and then when I got off the bus I vomited EVERYWHERE!

I'm so happy! But then again, I'm not because some bitch, who dresses like a slut and looks like a fat ogre had the nerve to say I look like a horse, so every time I see her I'm gunna make neighing noises, also I might make some pig noises because she looks like one... The slut, she needs to learn to keep her legs closed and also learn how to put make up on properly because she looks caked in the stuff. I seriously hate her, she's so full of herself and thinks everyone loves her and I could go on for ages saying horrible stuff about her. She's one of them people who you judge before you get to know her, and when you do get to know her you wish you hadn't because she's a boyfriend stealer and flirts with every motherfucker and she humps everything with a pulse and her left leg hasn't even met her right leg.
Ok, I need to calm down now, because I'm overly pissed off because of her and I feel like crying.

This post is pretty pointless, but I just wanted to say hi to you all and that I love you all and you deserve cyber cookies because you listen and you help me and GAH come give me cuddles!

*hands out cyber cookies*
Toodle fooking pip.

On the brink of going insane.

Hey peoples!
I don't remember when I last updated, and I don't care (well I do but I don't know) but I need to get some things out of the way...

1. Ahhhhh for Christmas I got an Xbox and my sister got me Alice: Madness Returns. It is such a scary and messed up game O.o Seriously, if I keep playing I might turn mad and may have to be put in an insane asylum, BUT I'm almost finished it so I don't wanna stop!
The bit I'm up to now... I'm in this weird doll house town and it has creepy music playing and the scene before, Alice was in an asylum and she was bald and was having lobotomy. Oh crikey, who came up with this game :O

2. Last night my friend was asking if she could come to mine because he boyfriend hit her and stuff. This morning she started a conversation on facebook saying that she was drunk and that he never even lay a hand on her.. She just basically made all that up about him and made him sound bad. Honestly, if I were him, I would of dumped her. I know she was really drunk, but still, that's just bad. She made me wait outside for her, and I ended up being ganged up on by a load of drunk people, one of them almost smashed a glass bottle over me! Luckily I only escaped with a black eye and burst lip AND SHE NEVER EVEN TURNED UP. Damn her, making me come home early and getting beaten up.-_-

Anywho, I don't even know what else to say, apart from the fact I'm sick of people, which I guess you could of guessed that. I don't feel like I can trust anyone any more. I can only tell you guys everything, and I don't even know you all properly haha!
Well, I guess I'm going to go in the bath and then play a bit more Alice: Madness Returns... And then maybe Fable...Because I love my Xbox so much! haha

Tooodaloooo!

Rant

I need to rant! You guys understand me and you listen and you're all cool, mature and down to earth, I love you all.
Anywho,
Number 1
I hate men now. Honestly hate them! Well, not all because some are lovely but the people that are after me lately just need their balls chopped off! They're all using, good for nothing, silly boys who like to mess girls around! Three times in a month this is happened!
I have now heightened my standards for men. They have to look like Dante from Devil May Cry.

They also have to dress like him, like the colour red and act like him too...

Number 2 
My niece is a Call of Duty; Black Ops basher. Every time she comes over mine she steals my Xbox and says "don't you dare touch that controller" and I'm like WTF it's my Xbox so shoo you little flea.

Enough said.

Number 3
I cut myself a full fringe in. Don't get me wrong, it is neat and everything but I hate it. (Sorry no picture haha)

Number 4
I want to hunt Harry down, chop off his willy and then get my games back. He's done nothing wrong, really, I'm just very hormonal at the minute and I want my games back and I'm angry.

Number 5
Period - please go away, I don't like bleeding very much, okay? Thanks, bye!
Hormones - stop making me paranoid and stop making me cry at everything. C'mon, I cried at Fable 2 when the hero got reunited with her dog.

Number 6
I have eczema on my fingers, up my arms, in my ears and on my right boob. It looks like someone has been sucking on my boob. I do not like how my eczema looks like a hicky on my boob.

Number 7Lecturers at college annoy me. They keep saying "Oh you need to find your own style for drawing" when finally, I find a style I like. Now they're trying to make me change my style. Woman, I am comfortable with the style I am using, do not bug me or I will put laxatives in your coffee. Also, it is a Fashion and Clothing course, why the hell are we making tea lights and cards?

Number 8
Why are there no bananas, chocolate sauce and golden syrup in the house. I am craving a banana dipped in chocolate and golden syrup.
Same with porridge  

Okay, I think that's all :)
Thank you for listening and understanding! You all get cyber cookies and internet hugs. That is how much I love you all. 

Toodle pip! 

Helloo my sexbotts!
I know I haven't updated in about a week, I apologize, but I've been really ill lately ~supersadface~
Still am actually, I'm getting a little bit worse... I have this thing where if I don't eat a little snack or something every few hours, my blood sugar starts getting low and I go all sick and pale and etc... My niece also has it, bless her.
Also, when I'm ill, I've noticed that I have really strange dreams.
Last night I had a dream I was in this super mega awesome sexy hot high tech shower and then I got out and there were.... (get ready to laugh) dogs doing ballet hahaha oh...

Weeee! on Saturday, I met up with Harry and we had an Xbox game swapsy thing, I gave him Devil May Cry 4 and Fable 3 to lend for a week or two, and I miss them so much.. I do have Fable 2 though, so at the minute I'm playing on that, with my microwavable monkey on my stomach (I have menstrual cramps which is not good when you're ill) and my big snuggly fluffy soft dressing gown, which I basically live in :P
Also, on Saturday I went over to my sisters because it was my brother-in-law's birthday and it was boring because I didn't feel well so all I basically do was sleep.

Three bad things happened today...
1. I lost the ball off my lip bar, it is now somewhere in college. I'm never gunna get that back, well done Zoe!
2. I have eczema on my fingers and today it has spread all the way down my arms, on my chest and in my ears.
3. I started my period when I was walking home from college -_- It couldn't of waited another 10-20 minutes?!

So, now I'm feeling very poorly, I may have a little nap (I start feeling ill if I have less then 9 hours sleep, weird I know)
Oh random change of subject! On Saturday night I went to bed at 11 which is extremely early for me so everyone knew I was ill, and then on Sunday, I woke up at 2 in the morning afternoon (sorry, I keep doing this), so I had a good 15 hour sleep :P

Riiiight, I don't know what else to talk about bow, so yeeesh, I'm gunna go toodle pip pop and hope you all have a good day and if I forget to come and blog again for the next few days, I hope you have a good week too!

Love chu all!
toodles!

2011 GTFO. Welcome 2012.

Hey! Happy New Year to you all! I hope you all had a great night/day!
Last night, I never even touched drink, so, my last post goes down with a bang...
Instead I went over to my sisters, played with my nieces. It was fun!

Then, when we went home, me, my brother-in-law and sister played on Call Of Duty (Black Ops zombies) for 6 hours straight. When 12 came we all had our little toast over Xbox Live. Me with my Lucozade Cherry.

Then at 3 in the morning, I went on Live with my friend, Kay and we decided to play on Gears of War 2, for a good 2 hours.

I never actually went to sleep until 9 in the morning muahaha.

Anywho, I'm lacking humour at the minute, I don't know why... I'M LOSING MY MOJO!
I also don't know what to say now, oh dear.

~ 2 hours later~
Right, I got side-tracked and forgot I was writing this, So yeah, it had taken me like almost 3 hours to do this haha

I'm gunna go kick some zombie ass with my good friend, Chris!

Toodles!