I'm alive!

SORRY SORRY SORRY!

I haven't been on here in over a week!

I blame Sims3 for that!

So yeah, last Wednesday, I went to see Harry Potter with my sister (just wow!) but before that, we went to Asda so we could get some sweeties and I ended up walking out with a massive smile on my face and Sims3 gripped tightly in my hands.

As soon as I got home, I went straight on that and played on it for 24 hours straight! No lies.
But, yeah, I managed to figure out how to get it off full screen, so now I can go on the internet and Sims at the same time.

Oh my goodness, it's addictive!

Another addictive thing I have discovered, even though it's quite old is Devil May Cry. The games AND the anime! I'm in love with Dante... He is a demon hunter, but his father was a demon, so he is like a human/demon hybrid...

Oh yeah, I sprained my wrist... BUT it's really bad because I might of damaged a nerve in my arm but then I made it all worse because I bumped my elbow and I woke up and my wrist was all cramped up and every time I try to move it now it just cracks!

Anywho, that's all for now really... Just wanted to let ya'll know I'm fine and dandy and I haven't died or been kidnapped.
Toodles!

Mind boggler

Ok, so, as you see by the title. This post it going to be quite a mind boggler. Try to keep up.. If you can...

So, my friend, Matthew asked me;
"What happens if a Genie gives you one wish, and you wish for your wish to be denied?"

Here was my answer;
"Well, you're wishing for something and he must grant wishes because it's like... The Genie law, right? But, you're wishing for your wish to be denied so if he doesn't grant your wish, he actually would be granting your wish by denying it"

I don't know why, but this really made me chuckle at myself for a bit because I looked at the laptop screen for about 10 minutes, with a very odd looking, confused facial expression, trying to figure it out.
So, are you guys officially mind boggled? Or not?

Talking Dogs and Co.

Hey guys!
      It has been exactly a week since I last blogged so here we go!

My week has been boring actually. Staying up till some weird time in the morning. Wake up at 1 in the afternoon. Text Harry. Play on Sims. Text my friend, Chris, that my Sim just had a baby without sexual contact. Laugh about it because a baby appeared out of no where while my Sims were eating food. "Mmmm chic*pop*ken" 

By the way, I'm on about the very first Sims for PS2. I'm old like that. Hopefully today though I will be getting Sims2 for the PC.

I have to wait until next week to see Harry Potter. I'm fairly gutted, but me and my sister hate big crowds so... 

I found this picture. It says "Gingers. Now with weapons." I thought it was cute...

Ron Weasley makes me proud to be ginger-ish. My dad was ginger so he passed the ginger gene onto me and I don't tan, I'm really pale and covered in freckles. But guess what. I'm PROUD of it!

Onto the talking dogs thing, because I'm guessing you's will be like "lolwut?"

So, here's a picture of my sister's dog, Teigan...
She's an adorable collie. She is around 14 years old now (I think) and as you see, it looks like she is talking into the Xbox headset. My brother-in-law was playing on Call Of Duty and put the headset on Teigan then my sister snapped this photo and sent it to me.
I hope it brought a smile to your face as it did with me :) 

Talking about dogs, here's my Westie, Scottie.... Well the picture says it all really...
He is also 14 years old too.

Anyway, that's all I have for now. 

Tooooooooooodles!

My awesome shopping haul!

So, today, I went shopping with my sister and I had like £15 to spend...

Today, I bought myself;

• Raspberries
• Hot pot (yumm, food)
• 2 books (both Diary of a Wimpy Kid)
• Diary of a Wimpy kid (the film)

and best till last! Ben 10 Alien Swarm! 

I'm a child at heart! My love for Ben 10 is just... AHHH! lovelovelove!

But seriously, if you love fighting, fast cars/motorbikes and aliens... Then you should totally get this film. It is just awesome!

Anywho, I guess that is all today! Haha, no complaints!

Toodle-oo!

I need to complain...

I know I do this a lot, and I apologize but some things just have to be let out! But, I know you guys understand, because you's are all awesome like that!

First of all... I don't understand some boys! Some irritate me! (You do get some lovely ones though, like my friend, Chris, who happens to be my best friend, even though it's a bit long distant)
Names are not important
I had one being all sweet to me and then all of a sudden his mood just changed and he kept telling me to shut up, so I asked what his problem was and he replied with "Try talking to me and I'll delete you"
Is there actually any need! Touch-ee!
We are friends now though, I think I forgive people too easily.
Then, I had this Turkish guy trying to add me on facebook. We had no friends in common so I kept declining him. He never took the hint and then he started inboxing me saying "I would like us to meet. You have impressed me" and then when I told him I didn't care because I didn't know him, he started insisting that I could of knew him... Urgh! Then he started babbling on that he needed me in my life and that he loved me. HELLO! You have never met me, for all you know I could be some crazy psycho biatch who needs anger management... Ok, well maybe I am a psycho biatch who needs anger management...

I can't go to sleep because my eight year old niece has took over all of my double bed and every time I go to move her she starts telling me off in her sleep... Or starts singing in her sleep. It is scaring the crap out of me!

Oh and as you guys probably know (as I had it mentioned in my to do list) that I have the contraceptive implant (if you don't know, I have the contraceptive implant, if you want info... Google contraceptive implanon because that is what the doctors call it) Seriously, if we had the same type of body I would seriously NOT recommend it! Some people have the luck of not having a period for the whole thee years it is stuck in your arm... But no, here's me, I've had it in for 9 and a bit months (10 months on the 15th) Guess what?! I have been on my period for the whole 9 and a bit months I've had it in. None stop.
How have I ran out of blood, you ask? Good question! I DO NOT FREAKING KNOW!
Also it usually gives me the dead arm feeling... Like when someone punches you in the arm...Yeah, that! It's so annoying!

Well, I think that's all my complaining out of the way... No?
Oh, yes! I forgot to add... I hate it when my friend, who used to be my best friend (she's the one who calls me obese along with my other so-called best friend) just messages me when she either wants something or when she wants to talk about herself! When we have a conversation it's just about what her and her boyfriend done or other things, she never asks if I'm ok or when I say I don't feel well all I get is a "hmm"
She even talked about a parrot for an hour just because it told her to (excuse the language) fuck off!
Wow, a parrot swearing is totally worth an hour of my time... Not!

Anyway, I guess I should stop complaining now! Ha ha!
I hope you guys don't just see me as this bitchy girl who complains about everything... I think I need anger management.
Please don't hate me and unfollow me! I don't know what I'd do...
I hope you understand. Ha ha!

Anyway, my niece has moved so this is a good chance for me to sneak into bed and sleep!

Toodle pip my beautiful people! ox

Just having a little rant!

Hey you guys!
I was doing this post on my iPod touch but then it lost internet connection halfway through it. Plus it kept auto correcting me and coming out with strange words like sukkah.
Oh, it was also going very slow and it was being super annoying because I had to keep pausing for it to catch up.

My eye is so sore! I have a sty on my top lash line and every time I blink it rubs against my eye and it feels like I have something in my eye. It is so irritating! My poor eyeball! :(

It's half three in the morning. I am shattered. I should be having plenty of sleep because my niece is stopping over and she has to share bed with me. Honestly, she is a nightmare. She is only 8 yet, she still manages to push me out of my double bed and steals all my duvet while she is asleep. It is ridiculous.

Ok, there's my complains of the morning, I shall probably blog some more later on today when I'm not supposed to be in bed!

Toodle pip!

HARRY POTTER!

I actually can't contain my excitement for Harry Potter!!! ONLY 8 MORE DAYS!!! Wooo!

I must say I am really jealous of you guys who have ordered to tickets to go and see it on the night it comes out. I have a sister who HATES big crowds so I have to wait at least a week to go and see it. A WEEK!

So, yeah, I was just watching a trailer on Youtube, as you do. It game me the goosebumps!

I must sat that I may have to cry at it as well for some of the deaths (I won't say who, just in case people haven't read the books, I don't want to spoil it!)

*fangirl scream*

* Irrelevant post name *

Hey guys,
       So, today I went shopping with Yasmina. Sadly though, I couldn't really find anything I liked, apart from a top from RebelRebel. It's one of the tops that show off your belly and it has a tiger on and its glittery, it was only £5.  So, I have a picture of that, in my next post, I might put a picture up wearing it, to show you what it's like when it's on.

ooooo pretty!

I only had like £15 with me, which was quite sad, but I've been spending most of my money on topping up my phone lately and I haven't been getting my free texts, so that's a bit crappy.

I found some stuff I actually loved, but I'm in need of saving up LOTS of money. My two main goals are; shorts and a vintage looking horse ring.
They were absolutely gorgeous!
 The shorts were in Primark for £10 (quite cheap I know, but I wanted chocolate as well, yumyum Thorntons) they were like a khaki green colour and they were them waist high ones you tuck your top into and it had suspenders, kind of like dungarees, eee Zoe wants!
The ring was from either River Island or New look... Can't remember which one... That was around £8 and it was a dirty gold colour which made it look quite vintage and it was a horses head. Again Zoe wants.

Me and Yasmina spent most of the day in the Orange phone shop, so Yaz could decide on what phone to chose, a nice bald man with a shiny head helped her out and we ended up talking about Harry Potter... She finally chose the Iphone but she wanted to go on contract and it all got declined and other high tech stuff I don't understand, and then we just basically spent like 2 hours in there, I guess...

I painted my nails (even though I bite them and they look hideous, oh well) the polish is called Beautique, I got it for Christmas, in this make up box set.
 It doesn't even say the colour.
It's like a shimmery coral pink colour. It's took 3 layers for it to show up. It's quite shiny and shimmery, so it's not too bad I suppose.













I wore my favourite necklace. It's gold and it says  Cupcake and it's soo cute and pretty!

Also, I decided to look like a geek.
I do look charming, I must say. They are 3D glasses put I popped the lens out. It's off when I went to see Pirates of the Caribbean, On Stranger Tides
(in 3D, obviously)







My new favourite mascara is from a make up box from Argos. It's only tiny and looks (and sounds) really crappy and cheap, but when I put it on I actually LOVE it! Makes my lashes look long and full of volume and my lashes don't clump together and they get evenly coated.

Well, that's all for now folks, I'm absolutely shattered and I want to curl up in bed with my Skulduggery Pleasant book.

Toodles.

THE LIST

Hey, guys. I have decided that I'm going to write down a list of extreme (some are not really that extreme) things I want to do before I die. (I will put stars around the stuff I have already done)

1. Ride a hot air balloon
2. *Go canoeing*
3. Bungee jump
4. sky dive
5. *rock climb*
6. *Jump off a peer into a huge lake*
7. *Go on a gauge walk*
8. Go on a huge camping expedition. (Kind of like in without a paddle, but without the crazy people shooting at me and women in trees etcetera.)

Wee, I have it half complete already. I done all that stuff at this place called Derwent Hill. I went there for a school trip and we done loads of extreme things there, like being blind folded and having to find your way through a forest using a rope. It was pretty cool :) 

Well, just wanted to share my list, nothing special. 

Toodaloo!

The ramblings!

Well, hi my lovies. 

So, today was eventful... Got barely any sleep, due to thinking it would be a good idea to stay up until about 6 in the morning. Got maybe 4 hours sleep before my mum came in and kicked me out of bed because I had to change my bedding. 

After that, I sat and lazed around on the sofa being half dead, then my friend decides to pop up on chat and drag me out for a 2 hour long walk (more then likely longer though) through a nature reserve, but seriously, the only nature there was nettles taller then me, loads of grass and filthy water. On the plus side, I seen a heron and a duck with 2 ducklings (these weren't in the nature reserve). 

The weather was absolutely gorgeous today, so in a way, I was glad to get out of the stuffy house. Sad thing is, I haven't even changed colour... But alas, I will not give up and I will spend tomorrow out in the garden, reading my beloved Skulduggery Pleasant book! 

Seriously you guys, it is a brilliant book! If you see it around, I totally recommend it, that is, if you like fantasy/detective stuff. 

It has all sorts of magic in it and a detective, who is a skeleton who can shoot fire from his hands.... Awesome!

On other events, my sister annoyed me because she was like, oh you're all moody, is there any need! Yes, actually, there is. I'm a teenager, I though you would of understood that since you were once a teenager. Sheesh.

I realised I have a soft spot for Rupert Grint (the lovable Ron Weasley)
I see a picture of him and I can't help but stare and think yum yum. Ah, Zoe, harbouring a crush on Rupert Grint!

So any of you guys have a little crush on an actor? (probably a stupid question)

If so, who is it?

Anyhoo, I've been meaning to ask. I have a little contact me tab, I would really appreciate it if you kind of got in touch and maybe asked me some questions for my blog, to you know, make it look more interesting (I hope) and also, something for me to blog about. You can give me little questionnaires, if you want to get to know me better, or maybe if you need to know any tips or advice, I'm good with that stuff!

Would be muchly appreciated!

Love you's all

Toodles! 

My saturday...

...because, I'm not cool enough to spend my friday nights getting drunk and saturday nights with a hangover. Really, I don't care. There's more to life then getting drunk.

So on facebook, someone put on their status; "Not feeling worth it :(" I was tempted to comment saying; "Lack of L'Oreal?" Does this make me a bad person?

Also, I have realised I'm quite good at multi-tasking. I am reading my book, Skulduggery Pleasant Dark Days (4th one in the series), at the same time I'm watching a film with my dad (I don't even know what film it is!), also I'm reading other people's blogs. Maybe I should go and get my thick rimmed lens-less glasses to make me look more intelligent while reading. Oh I also forgot, I'm playing on 2 games on facebook (animal party and mystery manor) What a life I lead. This is my lazy day, yes, I'm still in my PJ's.

I seriously need to stop eating Jaffa Cakes too, but they are soooooooooooo tasty. I only have 3 left aswell. *sob*

The scary moment when...

You fall off your bed... Backwards. Yeah. I swear my life flashed before my eyes.

Funny thing was, about half an hour before that I rolled off my bed and hit my hip on the edge of my radiator. I have a lovely bruise now.