Insults

I just want to share with you guys about how lame I am with coming up with insults.
Me and my friends will just sit there making up random insults and call each other them, as you do, and they always end up laughing at how pathetic and crappy mine are D:

Here are some examples;

• Fluffernutter
• Turd burger
• Mess
• Snollygoster
• Slangwhanger

and my personal favourite;

• Scollywop

So, just a thought here. Does anyone else seem to come up with these strange insults, or is it just me?
If you have any funny insults, or just words in general, then feel free to comment with them.

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