Scratch off challenge!

I was reading Hazel's blog and I noticed she done this scratch off challenge and I thought it look kind of fun!

Also, why not? It's Sunday, there's nothing better to do.

If you want to do this too, then all you have to do is scratch off the things you have done or are relevant to you... Simple!

Appearance!

I have/had piercings besides the ears.

I want piercings besides the ears.

I have many scars.

I tan easily.

I wish my hair was a different colour.

I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour.

I have a tattoo.

I want a tattoo.

I can be self confident about my appearance.

I have/had braces.

I have more then two piercings.

Embarrassment!

Disney movies still make me cry.

I've laughed so hard I cried.

I've glued my hand to something.

I've laughed until some kind of beverage came out of my nose.

I've touched something sharp/hot to see if it would hurt.

Health!

I've gotten stitches.

I've broken/dislocated a bone. (dislocated my knee a few times)

I've had my tonsils removed.

I've had my wisdom teeth removed.

I've had chicken pox.

I've had malaria.

I've had typhoid.

I've had jaundice.

Travel!

I've been on a plane.

I've been to the US.

I've been to Europe.

I've been to at least another country. (If Scotland counts then...)

I've never been out of my country.

I've driven/ridden over 200 kilometres in one day.

Experiences!

I've gotten lost in my city.

I've seen a shooting star.

I've wished on a shooting star.

I've seen a meteor shower.

I've gone out to a public place in my pyjamas.

I've pushed all of the buttons on an elevator.

I've slapped someone.

I've kissed someone underwater.

I've chugged something.

I've crashed a car.

I've been skiing.

I've been in a musical.

I've auditioned for something.

I've been on stage.

I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.

I've sat on a rooftop at night.

I've pranked someone.

I've ridden in a taxi.

Honesty/crime!

I've been threatened to be arrested.

I've broken the law.

I've done something I promised someone I wouldn't. (got me nipples pierced haha)

I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.

I've sneaked out.

I've lied about my whereabouts.

I've cheated while playing a game.

I've been in a fist fight.

Death!

I'm afraid of dying.

I hate funerals.  

I've seen someone/something die.

Someone close to me has attempted/commited suicide.

I have attempted suicide.

I've thought about suicide before.

I've written an eulogy for myself.

Materialism!

I own over 10 music CD's.

I own over 10 novels.

I own over 5 electronic gadgets.

I'm obsessed with anime/manga.

I collected comic books.

I own a lot of make up.

I own gaming console(s).

I own a car.

I own a bike.

I thrive on compliments.

I thrive on hate.

Random!

I can sing on low key.

I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.

I open up easily to others.

I watch the news occasionally or always.

I like to kill bugs.

I like to sing in the shower/bath.

I'm a morning person.

I'm a sports cricket fanatic.

I twirl my hair.

I care about grammar.

I love spam.

I've copied more then 30 CDs in a day.

I bake reasonably well.

My favourite colour is either white, yellow, pink, blue, red black, purple or orange.

I would wear pyjamas to school.

I like Martha Stewart.

I laugh at my own jokes.

I eat fast food weekly.

I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.

I can't sleep if there's a bug/insect in my room.

I'm really ticklish.

I like chocolate.

I bite my nails.

I'm good at remembering names.

I'm good at remembering dates.

My memory sucks.

I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

People!

... Uses to ask if I was anorexic/bulimic.

... Call me fat.

... Say I'm skinny.

... Have said I'm ugly.

... Have said I'm pretty.

... Have spread rumours about me.

... Forced me to eat.

... Say I eat too much.

... Say I eat too little.

... Say I eat too fast.

... Say I eat too slow.

... Have called me a genius.

... Have given me gifts.

Eating!

I've lost weight.

I've gained weight. (At last!)

I'm at my thinnest.

I'm at my biggest.

I've lost weight and kept it off.

I've lost weight but gained it back.

My weight affects my mood.

I diet.

I'm vegan/vegetarian.

I exercise.

I've fainted from exhaustion. 

Family!

I've sworn at my parents.

I've planned to run away from home before.

I've run away from home.

I have siblings less then one years old.

I want kids.

I have had kids.
I've lost a child.

Relationships.

I'm engaged.

I'm married.

I'm a swinger.

I'm in a relationship.

I've gone on a blind date.

I have/had a friend with benefits.

I miss someone right now.

I have a fear of abandonment.

I don't like to depend on others.

I've gotten divorced.

I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.

Someone has/had feelings for me when I didn't have them back.

I told someone I loved them when I didn't. (I was 14 and confused.)

I told someone I didn't love them when I did.

I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality!

I'm a cuddler.

I've been kissed in the rain.

I've hugged a stranger.

I've kissed a stranger.

Bad times!

I regularly drink.

I can't swallow pills.

I can swallow numerous pills at a time without difficulty.

I've been diagnosed with depression at some point.

I have anxiety problems.

I shut others out when I'm upset.

I don't have anyone to talk to when I'm upset.

I have taken/take anti-depressants.

I've slept and entire day before.

I've plotted revenge.

So... Now you know a bit more about my personal life.
Yes, I have been suicidal and I entirely regret that when I look back on it, but, I felt like no one cared at the time...

Yeah, I'm also going to get my nipples pierced this week even though Harry has told me not to.

Toodes.

Having followers makes me feel like Voldermort, which is why I named them my Deatheaters.
I have more Deatheaters then Voldermort, therefore I am more superior today then him (I made a mistake and just realised but I thought it would be funny to keep it in.)

Anyway, today, I stumped my toe on my drawers, so I immediately  ran over to my laptop and updated my facebook status to 'Stumping your little toe is probably the worst pain ever'
My sister commented saying 'Erm, I beg to differ! Try breaking your arm then tell me if stumping your toe is worse!'... I replied with: 'I've never broke my arm before, therefore the worst pains I have experienced is stumping my toe and menstrual cramps... Excuse all of the posh and proper dialect, I am in a weird mood :')'
I don't know where my parents found me. I think I was found in a bin so my mam picked me out and said "I shall call you... Zoe" and then went to the top of Pride Rock and showed me to all the animal kingdom. From that day on, I was declared heir of the rock. (I just made that sentence my status)

Hahahaha, oh, I made cakes with my niece today, I don't know how it's funny, but we kept fighting over the instructions. I was telling her to just guess everything and she was like "No, you have to read the instructions to get them right" and then I remembered the last time I was making biscuits, I just guessed all of the measurements and they turned out like soggy cakes. They were disgusting and greasy so no one dared to touch them in case it gave them food poisoning. Oh me and my diabolical baking skills.

Ok, that's all I have for now, I'm going to get into bed with Ryan Reynolds, who is naked. (yeah I wish)

Who wouldn't want him naked in their bed?!

No, me and my friend Chris are going to take over the moon and make ray guns to shoot all of the moon zombies. We need to get lives.

In reality, I am making Sims that look like goths and prostitutes...

Toodles!

I know I've just posted something, but really, it was just an award ceremony thing and wasn't really letting go of what I was thinking.

Ok, so you probably never knew this about me, but one part of my brain is always thinking about stuff to do with sex.
For example, there's a car outside of mine and it's been there for ages. This man just there came out and opened the car door and this girl got out. The first thing that popped into my dirty little mind was "Omg he is keeping her as a sex slave and is locking her into his car so he can just lie to people, say he is going to get something out of his car and then go to her for head... or something like that...

Yeah, now you know that. I don't really post stuff like this on here, but I guess it's what's going on it my mind, so yeah, why not?!

Talking about sex. Now that I have gotten my implant took out and I have came off my period for the first time in a year, I have completely lost all cravings for sex. I don't know whether it's good or bad...
Although I have lost the cravings, I still sometimes have them erotic dreams where some hot bloke comes along and shazzam his clothes are gone and so are mine... I like them dreams, although it probably means that my brain is screaming at me "go get laid"

Another thing I like to do it come up with funny euphemisms, suck my alien and bite my hedgehog are probably my favourite, although if someone said them to me with a serious face, I'd probably look at them for a while with a scared expression and walk away slowly, but quickly enough so they don't have the chance to follow me and repeat it constantly until I cry.....

Now for a sudden change of subject, I find it quite amusing when you attempt to play hide and seek with yourself. I'm probably sad to say this, but it kept me entertained for a whole 15 minutes.
I found myself in the mirror every time though ;)

Anywho, I'm gunna go and make myself something with chicken in....

Toooodles!

Award

I would like to thank Itin over from Miss Acidic for awarding me with the versatile blogger award!

7 facts

1. I walk with my feet out-turned and I have one pupil bigger then the other. I feel like a duck most of the time.

2. I'm a huge gamer and I get terrible gamer rage. e.g. with Angry Birds. If I can't one level, I'll say I hate the game and it's shi*t but then after another go, I will do it and I'll say it's the best game ever and I love it.

3. I don't know why, but when I walk through a crowd of people, or if someone if waking very close behind me, I hold my breath.

4. I read too many scary stories and now on a night I have to duck past my mirror, not look behind me and don't look down the sides of my bed. I also run and jump on my bed which has caused me to sprain my wrists multiple times.

5. I'm terrified of Spongebob and can't watch it anymore, thanks to reading Squidward's Suicide and looking at the picture.

6. I got a new phone recently. I have a T-Mobile Rapport and I'm in love with it!

7. I spend my night thinking about my old relationship with Harry and I think about how I could of probably made things better. I always end up crying myself to sleep because it's been almost a year since we split up and I'm no where near over him yet.

Right there's all my facts, I know they're nothing much, but I really can't think of anything interesting about me... :S

Now, for the part you have been waiting for! The 10 bloggers I think deserve this award!
And the awards go to:

BhadrAwr 

Mayen from Clicks and Cuts

Leah from Everyday Letters & I am Super Leah

Furree Katt

Hazel from Pablo's Angel

Tay from Rawr Series

Hamza from Teenage Mutiny

Rosamond from Rosamond writes

Jessica from Lemons Don't Make Lemonade

Daniyal from Inspired by Daniyal - Deprived by Daniyal

I know it's meant to be 10 but there's one more person I'd like to award this to and she really does deserve it, as do all of the people I have listed here!

Daphyin from Makeup is Art

Now, RULEEEZZZZ, yeah, you have to follow them...

1. Thank and link back to the person who gave you the award.

2. Share 7 things about yourself.

3. Send it along to 10 other bloggers and let them know you have awarded them!

Just three simple little steps,

Now go and be happy :3

Toodes

Don't look if you have a weak stomach!

Heeey dudes! I'm feeling slightly better today! Maybe because I got a new phone and it's awesome and stuff.
But that's not what I want to show you guys.

If you know me well enough, you will know that I like to take a picture of my injuries (if they're are noticeable that it, I couldn't take one of my split head because it's on the back of my head...)
So now, I'm going to put a picture of where I got my implant removed.

My plaster came off and I was greeted by a lovely stench of blood and anaesthetic. Also a lovely sight of blood. Quite a bit of it. I also noticed that I'm actually still bleeding a bit and it has been over 24 hours. I told you guys I was a good bleeder. haha.
I think it's a good job that my picture quality is not that good because it is quite gruesome. 

Anyway, sorry if I made you sick and have put you off getting the implant. Getting it in was probably a bit worse, I had a MASSIVE bruise that took over my arm for like 2 months... but saying that, my arm was cut open getting it removed so it stings quite a lot and I bled more... Well, they're equally as bad.

Also both times I couldn't go in the bath for a few days in case it got infected. I feel all horrible

Out of my own experience, I wouldn't recommend getting the contraceptive implant, but I can't exactly say "Oh don't get it, it's crap, you bleed loads and blahblahblah" because we all have different bodies :)

Anywho, hope you all are good and you're arms are stinging-bloody-anaesthetic-plaster free and you're all nice and bathed and clean, I feel horrible (but it's not really effecting my mood!)

Toodles.

You tell me to get in the kitchen, I will drop-kick you in your sensitive area.

This may probably be one of the worst days ever...

College
Jan (our lecturer) is basically picking on me and she is just annoying me now. She likes showing me up in front of the class.
Today she talked non-stop for half an hour and I was sitting there bored and in my own world (looking grumpy too, but can you blame me) and then she said "Zoe, why do you look so worried?" and everyone looked at me and then she just kept going on and on at me... It took me all of my will power not to leave the class and shout something very rude to her.
Luckily, we're off now for half-term.

Doctors
I went to the doctors today to get my implant out. If you don't know what an implant it, it is a stick that is put in your arm to stop you getting pregnant. Well, I wanted my implant out because I had it in for about a year and it just never worked for me. Addressing all females, how would you like to be bleeding for a whole year none stop? Yeah, it's not good I can tell you that.
It wasn't too bad in all honesty. The anaesthetic needle hurt quite a bit but when it came to cutting my arm and pulling the implant out, it was nothing, just felt like tugging. After that, I was bleeding loads and then another nurse came in to do the dressing and she got all frustrated because I was bleeding loads, haha. She had trouble getting the steristrips on because of it. She was like "Oh dear, you're bleeding loads!"

Everything annoys me
I'm at the point where everything annoys me and I cry at everything. I think it's mainly because my arm is stinging and I get all grumpy after having needles in me.
When I got home, all the annoying people decided to pop up and talk to me about utter nonsense! They usually don't talk to me so why now?! Seriously!
And now that I need to talk to Harry he won't bloody reply to my texts or anything! I want to drop-kick him in the sensitive area because he said he will text me to keep me company in case I get scared. He texted me this morning atleast.....
Now I have this over-excited ginger 15 year old talking about sex and trying to turn everything into a competition. I also want to drop-kick him n the sensitive area. Especially now that he has said "I have had sex 4 times, my first time when I was 7" Seriously, I didn't even know what sex was when I was 7, He's more then likely lying though. His parents must be proud...

I'm sorry you guys have to put up with this, but you guys understand and you say such lovely comments that make me feel better. I feel like I can tell you a lot more stuff then what I can tell people who I know very well. Maybe because you's won't spread it around like what most "friends" do...

Girls, you can probably relate to me...
Boys, I'm sorry that you have to put up with girls when we're like this... We don't really mean it, honestly!

Right, I'll let you carry on with whatever you were doing :D Thank you for taking the time to listen (well, read)
I love you all! Free hugs and cookies for everyone to make it up to you since I'm in a crappy mood!

Toodles!

Oh today was just so long and tiring! I want to curl up in a ball and sleep!

It's getting to that time of year where there's bitterly cold winds, your hands, nose and ears go bright bright red due to coldness and also snow is on it's way pretty soon, apparently.
That time of the year where you want to put on your warmest jarmies and snuggle up in your quilt with a roasting fire and lots of good films to watch.

Anyway, back to the long and tiring day.
At college, the times on tuesday are changing from 10 o'clock in the morning to 9 o'clock in the morning (on the bright side, we get thursdays off now!) but these changes start after half-term, however, I thought they already started... So I woke up early.... But when I found out I crawled back into my pit (warm cosy smushy bed) and spooned with my teddy for half an hour (yeah, I go to college and still can't sleep with teddies on my bed, I have a double bed so I need them to fill it up and make me feel less lonely)

Ok fast forward to dinner time... Imagine this scenario, I was sitting there happily nibbling away at my aero chocolate bar, with my friend Sam looking at me. So, still nibbling on my aero, I looked at him and then he randomly said to Amy (my other friend) "Do you think we'd make a good couple" and then put his arm around me... I was then nibbling on my aero with a scared expression. Then it decided to snap and fall to the ground... I cried.

Anyway, I have a bed calling my name for a threesome with the blankie and pillows, YUMMY! Or would if be foursome? You have the matress too... Hmm.
Oh well, Bed time for me!

Hope you all have a good day/night my beauties!
Much love

Toodles!