Am I losing my blogging mojo?

Probably am, because my space bar is starting to stop working and I occasionally need to go back through my sentence to put spaces in. Silly keyboard, I probably have toast crumbs under it, I should stop eating at my laptop, maybe it would last longer and it would love me and we could run off into the sunset together. What would that be called? Since you're having sex with technology it would be like beastiality... ?
Ah, I'm blabbering again.

That's another good reason I think I'm starting to lose my blogging mojo. I complain too much. Like way too much, I never realised this until I read through my posts when I was going on an editing spree. I promise you, I will keep my complaining to a minimum. I will find happier/funnier things to blog about. Also post more pictures. I think it is lacking interesting-ness.

I may need to start updating a little bit more. I want to because it is a great pass-time, but then again, I run out of things to say.
Ah, well you guys seem to love my blog so I'm guessing I just need a few tweaks with it. Obviously, it will still be personal, so I may have to stop being bitchy :S I blame my bitchy-ness on my college friends, ha ha!

Another thing...

In my own personal opinion, I think Pugs are extremely adorable and I really want one.
I don't know how people can think they're ugly, but like I said, it's my opninion ;)
Someone buy me one? I want to call him Otis <3

Anywho, I'm gunna wrap this little chatting 'session' up,
Stay tuned for more "ZoeWrites"
*weird signing off music*

Cringing for my life.

Hey guys! Today had to be the most embarrassing day of my life.
I had to help someone do their photography and so I had to be a model - which I'm ok with!
The modelling was with my good friend, Sam, who is gay - also ok with that!
The theme was romance... Yeah, not too fine with that. It was so awkward and cheesy. We had to look into each other's eyes and be in romantic poses and be holding hands and hugging, at one point, Halo (the photographer dude, omg his name is awesome) asked if we would kiss for the photo!  We just looked at each other and almost vomited haha!
So yeah, I had Halo hugging me and putting me into a few positions, me and Sam staring at each other awkardly and then when people left the room, I went all Mortal Kombat on Sam's ass and started chasing him round the room and throwing random objects at him... When we were all done, I sat at a table with all my friends... Oh hello, Halo came over and handed a cake to me. This made me a little happier, but everyone said I was as red as a tomato...

Another thing that happened today was I was in the middle of class and I fell off my chair and got laughed at, and again, I went red as a tomato...
Oh dear...

Good news, I expanded my ear a bit more and it looks AWWWSOMMMME! One expander is cow print so it looks adorable hehe :3
Urgh, I'm so attractive :') In the second picture, I was chuffed because I can see both my ear lobes when looking forward :D Just to clarify that :P

Toodaloo!

Pointless post. Hyper Zoe.

Hahahahaha
Hello, I'm typing this and I'M REEEAAAALLLY hyper!
I was waiting for the bus and so me and my friend, Toni went to the shop and I got some energy drink and the bus comes every 10 minutes so I had to drink it quickly and then I got really hyper and then the bus came and I couldn't stop laughing at the bell because it was all alone and just there, also when we were moving, all I could think of was "OMG I'm on a bus, I'm gunna text my mam this" So I was texting her whilst laughing my ass off and then when I got off the bus I vomited EVERYWHERE!

I'm so happy! But then again, I'm not because some bitch, who dresses like a slut and looks like a fat ogre had the nerve to say I look like a horse, so every time I see her I'm gunna make neighing noises, also I might make some pig noises because she looks like one... The slut, she needs to learn to keep her legs closed and also learn how to put make up on properly because she looks caked in the stuff. I seriously hate her, she's so full of herself and thinks everyone loves her and I could go on for ages saying horrible stuff about her. She's one of them people who you judge before you get to know her, and when you do get to know her you wish you hadn't because she's a boyfriend stealer and flirts with every motherfucker and she humps everything with a pulse and her left leg hasn't even met her right leg.
Ok, I need to calm down now, because I'm overly pissed off because of her and I feel like crying.

This post is pretty pointless, but I just wanted to say hi to you all and that I love you all and you deserve cyber cookies because you listen and you help me and GAH come give me cuddles!

*hands out cyber cookies*
Toodle fooking pip.

On the brink of going insane.

Hey peoples!
I don't remember when I last updated, and I don't care (well I do but I don't know) but I need to get some things out of the way...

1. Ahhhhh for Christmas I got an Xbox and my sister got me Alice: Madness Returns. It is such a scary and messed up game O.o Seriously, if I keep playing I might turn mad and may have to be put in an insane asylum, BUT I'm almost finished it so I don't wanna stop!
The bit I'm up to now... I'm in this weird doll house town and it has creepy music playing and the scene before, Alice was in an asylum and she was bald and was having lobotomy. Oh crikey, who came up with this game :O

2. Last night my friend was asking if she could come to mine because he boyfriend hit her and stuff. This morning she started a conversation on facebook saying that she was drunk and that he never even lay a hand on her.. She just basically made all that up about him and made him sound bad. Honestly, if I were him, I would of dumped her. I know she was really drunk, but still, that's just bad. She made me wait outside for her, and I ended up being ganged up on by a load of drunk people, one of them almost smashed a glass bottle over me! Luckily I only escaped with a black eye and burst lip AND SHE NEVER EVEN TURNED UP. Damn her, making me come home early and getting beaten up.-_-

Anywho, I don't even know what else to say, apart from the fact I'm sick of people, which I guess you could of guessed that. I don't feel like I can trust anyone any more. I can only tell you guys everything, and I don't even know you all properly haha!
Well, I guess I'm going to go in the bath and then play a bit more Alice: Madness Returns... And then maybe Fable...Because I love my Xbox so much! haha

Tooodaloooo!

Rant

I need to rant! You guys understand me and you listen and you're all cool, mature and down to earth, I love you all.
Anywho,
Number 1
I hate men now. Honestly hate them! Well, not all because some are lovely but the people that are after me lately just need their balls chopped off! They're all using, good for nothing, silly boys who like to mess girls around! Three times in a month this is happened!
I have now heightened my standards for men. They have to look like Dante from Devil May Cry.

They also have to dress like him, like the colour red and act like him too...

Number 2 
My niece is a Call of Duty; Black Ops basher. Every time she comes over mine she steals my Xbox and says "don't you dare touch that controller" and I'm like WTF it's my Xbox so shoo you little flea.

Enough said.

Number 3
I cut myself a full fringe in. Don't get me wrong, it is neat and everything but I hate it. (Sorry no picture haha)

Number 4
I want to hunt Harry down, chop off his willy and then get my games back. He's done nothing wrong, really, I'm just very hormonal at the minute and I want my games back and I'm angry.

Number 5
Period - please go away, I don't like bleeding very much, okay? Thanks, bye!
Hormones - stop making me paranoid and stop making me cry at everything. C'mon, I cried at Fable 2 when the hero got reunited with her dog.

Number 6
I have eczema on my fingers, up my arms, in my ears and on my right boob. It looks like someone has been sucking on my boob. I do not like how my eczema looks like a hicky on my boob.

Number 7Lecturers at college annoy me. They keep saying "Oh you need to find your own style for drawing" when finally, I find a style I like. Now they're trying to make me change my style. Woman, I am comfortable with the style I am using, do not bug me or I will put laxatives in your coffee. Also, it is a Fashion and Clothing course, why the hell are we making tea lights and cards?

Number 8
Why are there no bananas, chocolate sauce and golden syrup in the house. I am craving a banana dipped in chocolate and golden syrup.
Same with porridge  

Okay, I think that's all :)
Thank you for listening and understanding! You all get cyber cookies and internet hugs. That is how much I love you all. 

Toodle pip! 

Helloo my sexbotts!
I know I haven't updated in about a week, I apologize, but I've been really ill lately ~supersadface~
Still am actually, I'm getting a little bit worse... I have this thing where if I don't eat a little snack or something every few hours, my blood sugar starts getting low and I go all sick and pale and etc... My niece also has it, bless her.
Also, when I'm ill, I've noticed that I have really strange dreams.
Last night I had a dream I was in this super mega awesome sexy hot high tech shower and then I got out and there were.... (get ready to laugh) dogs doing ballet hahaha oh...

Weeee! on Saturday, I met up with Harry and we had an Xbox game swapsy thing, I gave him Devil May Cry 4 and Fable 3 to lend for a week or two, and I miss them so much.. I do have Fable 2 though, so at the minute I'm playing on that, with my microwavable monkey on my stomach (I have menstrual cramps which is not good when you're ill) and my big snuggly fluffy soft dressing gown, which I basically live in :P
Also, on Saturday I went over to my sisters because it was my brother-in-law's birthday and it was boring because I didn't feel well so all I basically do was sleep.

Three bad things happened today...
1. I lost the ball off my lip bar, it is now somewhere in college. I'm never gunna get that back, well done Zoe!
2. I have eczema on my fingers and today it has spread all the way down my arms, on my chest and in my ears.
3. I started my period when I was walking home from college -_- It couldn't of waited another 10-20 minutes?!

So, now I'm feeling very poorly, I may have a little nap (I start feeling ill if I have less then 9 hours sleep, weird I know)
Oh random change of subject! On Saturday night I went to bed at 11 which is extremely early for me so everyone knew I was ill, and then on Sunday, I woke up at 2 in the morning afternoon (sorry, I keep doing this), so I had a good 15 hour sleep :P

Riiiight, I don't know what else to talk about bow, so yeeesh, I'm gunna go toodle pip pop and hope you all have a good day and if I forget to come and blog again for the next few days, I hope you have a good week too!

Love chu all!
toodles!

2011 GTFO. Welcome 2012.

Hey! Happy New Year to you all! I hope you all had a great night/day!
Last night, I never even touched drink, so, my last post goes down with a bang...
Instead I went over to my sisters, played with my nieces. It was fun!

Then, when we went home, me, my brother-in-law and sister played on Call Of Duty (Black Ops zombies) for 6 hours straight. When 12 came we all had our little toast over Xbox Live. Me with my Lucozade Cherry.

Then at 3 in the morning, I went on Live with my friend, Kay and we decided to play on Gears of War 2, for a good 2 hours.

I never actually went to sleep until 9 in the morning muahaha.

Anywho, I'm lacking humour at the minute, I don't know why... I'M LOSING MY MOJO!
I also don't know what to say now, oh dear.

~ 2 hours later~
Right, I got side-tracked and forgot I was writing this, So yeah, it had taken me like almost 3 hours to do this haha

I'm gunna go kick some zombie ass with my good friend, Chris!

Toodles!