Helloo my sexbotts!
I know I haven't updated in about a week, I apologize, but I've been really ill lately ~supersadface~
Still am actually, I'm getting a little bit worse... I have this thing where if I don't eat a little snack or something every few hours, my blood sugar starts getting low and I go all sick and pale and etc... My niece also has it, bless her.
Also, when I'm ill, I've noticed that I have really strange dreams.
Last night I had a dream I was in this super mega awesome sexy hot high tech shower and then I got out and there were.... (get ready to laugh) dogs doing ballet hahaha oh...

Weeee! on Saturday, I met up with Harry and we had an Xbox game swapsy thing, I gave him Devil May Cry 4 and Fable 3 to lend for a week or two, and I miss them so much.. I do have Fable 2 though, so at the minute I'm playing on that, with my microwavable monkey on my stomach (I have menstrual cramps which is not good when you're ill) and my big snuggly fluffy soft dressing gown, which I basically live in :P
Also, on Saturday I went over to my sisters because it was my brother-in-law's birthday and it was boring because I didn't feel well so all I basically do was sleep.

Three bad things happened today...
1. I lost the ball off my lip bar, it is now somewhere in college. I'm never gunna get that back, well done Zoe!
2. I have eczema on my fingers and today it has spread all the way down my arms, on my chest and in my ears.
3. I started my period when I was walking home from college -_- It couldn't of waited another 10-20 minutes?!

So, now I'm feeling very poorly, I may have a little nap (I start feeling ill if I have less then 9 hours sleep, weird I know)
Oh random change of subject! On Saturday night I went to bed at 11 which is extremely early for me so everyone knew I was ill, and then on Sunday, I woke up at 2 in the morning afternoon (sorry, I keep doing this), so I had a good 15 hour sleep :P

Riiiight, I don't know what else to talk about bow, so yeeesh, I'm gunna go toodle pip pop and hope you all have a good day and if I forget to come and blog again for the next few days, I hope you have a good week too!

Love chu all!
toodles!

2011 GTFO. Welcome 2012.

Hey! Happy New Year to you all! I hope you all had a great night/day!
Last night, I never even touched drink, so, my last post goes down with a bang...
Instead I went over to my sisters, played with my nieces. It was fun!

Then, when we went home, me, my brother-in-law and sister played on Call Of Duty (Black Ops zombies) for 6 hours straight. When 12 came we all had our little toast over Xbox Live. Me with my Lucozade Cherry.

Then at 3 in the morning, I went on Live with my friend, Kay and we decided to play on Gears of War 2, for a good 2 hours.

I never actually went to sleep until 9 in the morning muahaha.

Anywho, I'm lacking humour at the minute, I don't know why... I'M LOSING MY MOJO!
I also don't know what to say now, oh dear.

~ 2 hours later~
Right, I got side-tracked and forgot I was writing this, So yeah, it had taken me like almost 3 hours to do this haha

I'm gunna go kick some zombie ass with my good friend, Chris!

Toodles!

Hey guys! I just came to say have a wonderful new year! Also, I hope y'all had a brilliant Christmas, and got what you all wanted! I sure did!
Anyway, this is going to be a quick post because my sister is coming to pick me up soon and we are going to PAR-TAY!
Hopefully, since I'm 17 and just 11 months from being the legal age to drink, I'm actually allowed stronger drinks, and actually allowed to get drunk, haha! - This is honestly coming from a girl who doesn't like alcohol!

This is the time of year where we can all forget about our worries, forget about our past, party hard and think of the future!

Also, I have something quite funny to tell you...
About a week before Christmas, me, Amy, Sam and Nikki went to a Burlesque show... Well since we were underage, I decided not to tell my mam, since there are girls stripping in it... Anywho, on the day, I left my ticket at home, and my mam found it and told me to come pick it up... When I got home she started asking me if I was a lesbian and that... I was so confused. So now, to this day, my family think I am a lesbian, no matter how many times I deny it. I have no problem with it, I'll admit I am bisexual, so yeah :'D

Now, I'm blabbering, what the hell?!
I always do that -_-
I apologize!
and now I must take my leave as my sister has arrived!

Toodles!!!

Yet another Christmas Tag

Hey dudessss and dudettessss!
I found this other Christmas tag on Daphyin's blog! Yet another blog you should check out, it's another awesome blog!
So, yeah, I'm bored and it's almost Christmas... So why not! :D
P.s. feel free to put this on your blog, same goes with any other questionnaires and shizzle that I put up :'D Remember, I got them of other blogs too! Sharing is caring!

1. What are you doing for the holidays this year?
Well, as per usual, wake up at some silly time in the morning, get all excited, wake my parents up, sort all of my presents from smallest to largest, open them (smallest to largest), being careful not to rip the wrapping paper, have my parents nagging on telling me to hurry up... You get the jist!
Get ready into my new clothes (if I got any, which I always do) get picked up by my sister and brother-in-law and get took over to my other sisters and have this huge family thing going on, have our dinner and then let my two gorgeous nieces show me what they've got. (last year I got shot in the eye with a Nerf gun)

2. What's your favourite holiday drink?
I drink anything on Christmas, so I'm unsure in all honesty. Even though I'm not a drinker, I do have a glass of wine with my Christmas dinner, but hey! It's acceptable, right?!

3. Candy cane or gingerbread man?
Oh dear, I love them both so much, but I may have to go with Mr. Gingybread dude, Candy canes get sticky easy and I don't like sticky!

4. What's you favourite Christmas song?
Stop the Cavalry! I have loved it ever since my brother started the army, maybe because I'm proud of him?
So, yeah, I've loved that song since.... I was 5? I don't know, I can't be bothered to work it out.

5. Have you ever made a snowman?
I have indeed! He had a penis, I called him Frank. I also made him a wife, she had boobies and I named her Gertrude. Oh the joys of being mature!

6. What's your favourite winter fragrance?
As I said in the last Christmas tag, apple and cinnamon!

7. Favourite Christmas film?
Again, like in my last Christmas tag, Elf, A Christmas Carol (Disney and Muppets)

8. Are you on the naughty list or the nice list?
Well, probably on the naughty list but I think me and Santa could come to terms.
Dear Santa, please do not poo down my chimney! I promise I will make up for being a naughty girl by leaving out cookies and milk... Also a carrot, for each of your reindeer! 


9. Show us an Embarrassing Christmas card photo (WE KNOW YOU HAVE ONE OK)
Hurhurhur, jokes on you my dear! I in fact do not have one :P
All the Christmas cards I received have penguins on, because people know me so well!
I HAVE A PENGUIN FETISH!... Ew, no I don't touch them!

10. Have you ever had a White Christmas?
Yes! Last year! The snow lasted from October to around March I think.
I tried to go see Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 1 for my birthday and I was stuck for half an hour trying to push a car up a bank.
Having a White Christmas is lovely though!

11. Where do you usually spend Christmas?
At home and then a few hours at my sisters :)

12. Play or sing your favourite Christmas song?
M'kay, here we go! Here's the first part!
Hey, Mr. Churchill comes over here to say we're doing splendidly, but it's very cold out here in the snow marching to win from the enemy. Oh, I say it's tough, I have had enough can you stop the cavalry!


13. Do you open your presents on Christmas Eve?
Psh, no! Where's the fun in that!

14. Can you name all of Santa's deer?
How many are there? Hm I'll try!
Donna, Blitzen, Rudolph, Dancer, Prancer, Dasher, Vixen, Comet, Donner, Cupid..... Any more? Yes, no? Unsure!

15. What holiday tradition are you looking forward to this year?
Getting up ridiculously early, also going over to my sisters and seeing my family!

16. Is your Christmas tree real or fake?
Fake! Cheap, reusable and won't die! Simples.


17. Hands down, what's your all-time favourite holiday food and holiday sweet treat?
Pigs in blankets! Definitely!
and for the sweet treat Pink & White Nougat. Yumyum!

18. Be honest: do you like giving gifts or receiving gifts?
Both!
I love shoving a gift in someone's face and seeing their eyes light up and a huge smile spread across their face, it's so heart warming!
Also when you get presents, it's nice to know that people have took the time to think about you! Awh, such a lovely time of year!

19. Show us your tackiest Christmas attire (e.g. ugly Christmas jumper)
Honestly, I don't have one!

20. What would be your dream place to visit for the holiday season?
No where! I'd prefer to stay here!

21. Does your family have a special holiday recipe you like to help make?
Nope, whenever I go in the kitchen my sister kicks me out and tells me to go play with my presents haha

22. Are you a pro-present wrapper or do you fail miserably?
I FAAAAAAIIIIL! Seriously, I suck at wrapping presents!

23. Most memorable holiday moment?
I actually have 2! Walking downstairs to already see my parents there with huge smiles on their faces, and throwing loads of presents in my face!
Also when I go over to my sisters and my nieces look so happy and they run up to us all excited and show us what they got. Seeing everyone so happy makes it such a special, heart-warming day!

24. What made you realise the truth about Santa?
Seeing all the presents hidden in my mother's wardrobe haha.
But I still have my suspicions! I'm always the last person to bed, I don't even sleep, and somehow when I get up, boom loads of presents came out of no where, what's up with that!?

25. Do you make New Year Resolutions? Do you stick to them?
I used to! I don't stick to them so I gave up making them. Although I do have two stupid ex related ones that kind of conflict!
1. Get Harry back!
2. Get over Harry!
See what I mean?

26. What makes the holidays special to you?
Waking up to loads of gifts, seeing my family all happy, no arguments! Still being dark out side when I wake up (don't ask why) Seeing excitement on my two special girls' faces when they open presents, the food... etc!

So there you have it, I'm actually a kind-hearted person, I know :P
Like I said before, feel free to steal this!

LOVE YOU ALL and WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
also AHHHHHH I WANT A PET RUDOLPH :D
Bye now!

Picture time!

This is on the night I got my new lip piercing. My lip went all fat.

Please don't ask!

SamSam is a cutie

On our way to Birmingham, we'd been on the train for an hour, it was 7 in the morning when I took this

Make up! Plus the Drop Dead top! 

How I wore my hair for the burlesque!
Thanks Nikki!

People keep asking if he is my boyfriend.

I adore this picture and I adore this boy!

We are all squished...

Hey, Sam, what you doing? You look like Justin Bieber!

Dancing, whilst waiting for the metro

These two are weird 

She makes me jealous. WHY YOU SO PERFECT!?

She's my best friend and I love her!

Probably a mugshot...

This is my sexy face...

I drew the demon horse thing, I don't even know why I put it in here :') Oh well, you get to see my drawing skills.
Some of these pictures look weird and squishy, I blame my iPod for that
The boy is Sam (obviously)
The red head is Nikki
The pin-up Betty Page/Dita Von Teese look alike is Amy!
The ginge thing is me... As you know!
These people complete me!

So, what has Zoe been up to?

Three posts in one day, I know, terrible, but I need to make up for lack of activity on here, plus we all need to catch up!
I've done quite a few things during the time I have been away from Blogger, and I have got a few pictures. If this post is too long, I may have to put the pictures in another post and spam you some more, hope you don't mind!
By the way, these dates aren't even in order, just how I remember them, just for your information, haha!


Well, at college, I have this mega crush on someone called Andy. Everyone now knows I like him, even him. The thing is, he thinks he is too old (he's 19)
Honestly, I don't think it's too bad, but I suppose if he doesn't want a relationship, we won't have one, I'll get over it.

On 29th November, I turned 17! I got loads of nice gifts, and many happy birthdays, also a huge helium balloon that is bigger then me, yay!


On the 25th November, I went on a college trip to Birmingham, to see a clothes show. It was amazing! There was a cat walk and also there were absolutely loads of mini stall things where you could buy clothing, make up, shoes, all sorts! I thought I died and went to heaven, until I checked my bank account that is.
I bought a Drop Dead top, which was £35 (yeah, I know), a dress which was £15, some make up from a pin-up store (I might do a pin-up make up tutorial for you all if you really want?) and some other bits and bobs which I don't seem to remember. But thanks to that day I only had £22 out of £200 left over.


Sometime ago (don't remember the date) I got my lip pierced. I love it!
My sister also got her eyebrow pierced, it actually looks so cool!


On the 5th (I think?) November, with the college, we went to this thing full of fabrics, threads, fashion books, etc.. Honestly, it was really boring, plus I can't remember much about it, other then the fact it was full of snobby old women who kept barging past us and giving us teenagers the 'snobby look'. They needed to calm down a bit and stop with the snobbishness, it's really not attractive in any way!


On the 17th December, (yes, this Saturday) me, Amy, Nikki and Sam went to a burlesque show and honestly, that was the best thing I've ever seen! It wasn't all about women getting naked, it was great to watch, there were some carnival stunts, e.g. a woman eating razor blades and setting nipple tassels on fire and stuff. I want to go again, it was great!
Also, me and Sam slept at Nikki's. If you remember, Sam is gay, so nothing naughty happened ;) Naughty people. Although I did sleep on the floor with him and I rolled over onto him in my sleep and crushed him, hahaha!


Also, before I got this started up again, I sat and read the Inheritance Cycle, and I must say they are the best books I have ever read!
Also, I got Sims3 Generations and Sims3 Late Night, so my social life has, yet again, gone down the toilet! My Sim is a vampire and she goes to many parties and goes to all the bars. She has a better social life then me. Oh, I'm so cool!

Right, I may as well put the pictures in another post because I just realised how many pictures I have! Oh the joys of being you! Just kidding! Hopefully you will enjoy all this since I haven't been on in a while. Omg this is quite exciting! Yay!

Anywho, I'll start uploading these pictures and then go to bed and when I wake up at some silly time in the afternoon, I may think about decorating my blog!

Christmas Tag!

Well, I might as well :P It's 4 days until Christmas, I need to get more into the mood, I'm bored aaaaand I've missed writing blogs!

So anyway, I stole this post from Yasmina, from Butterflies In My Sky . Her blog is awesome, go check it out!

1. What is your favourite holiday movie?
Well, actually, I have three! Disney's A Christmas Carol, A Muppet's Christmas Carol (or would that be classed as one? I'm not sure) and Elf  "Buddy the elf, what's your favourite colour" explains it all!


2. What's your favourite Christmas colour?
I have two! Red and green, obvious reasons... They're Christmassy!


3. Do you like to stay in PJ's or get dressed for Christmas?
Both! I love being all snuggled up in my jarmies, nighty and slippers whilst I'm opening all of my presents! But then we go over to my sister's to celebrate and have our Christmas dinner, so I always wear my new clothes I get!


4. If you could only buy one person a present this year, who would it be?
That I'm not hugely sure on. I would love to buy something for someone in my family, but you have to be equal with family so I'd be buying more then one present. This question is difficult. Probably my dog...


5. Do you open your presents on Christmas Eve or Christmas day?
Christmas day, Duh! Why would you want to spoil Christmas by opening all of your presents on Christmas Eve! Seriously! If you open them on the Eve, you will have nothing to look forward to, and you will be breaking the tradition! Shame on whoever opens their presents on Christmas Eve! (rant over)


6. Have you ever built a Ginger Bread House?
Sadly, no, but gosh it would be fun! I would love to make some sometime now that it has been mentioned it! Yumyum!


7. What do you like to do on your Christmas break?
Relax, get in the Christmas spirit, watch loads of Christmas films, eat my weight in chocolate, go Christmas shopping, be lazy, watch the snow falling... If there is any!


8. Any Christmas wishes?
Get the f*ck over Harry, find someone decent, be happier, don't let the little things get to me, live my life to the fullest, overall have a better year... Oh and GET ABSOLUTELY LEGLESS! (drunk)


9. Favourite Christmas smell?
The smell of the Christmas tree, also the apple and cinnamon candles, Christmas dinner.


10. Favourite Christmas dinner or treat?
Chocolate (obviously), bacon sandwiches (tradition for my family to have bacon sarnies for breakfast on Christmas morning) and pigs in blankets (if you don't know, mini sausages wrapped up in bacon, shame on you for not knowing)


So, there we go, I had fun doing this! Also feel free to steal from my blog, just remember to put a link back ;)
Love you all!